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According to Mrs. O'Leary, When faced wth the Fire Marshall's query, The culprit, her cow, (Though she doesn't know how) Confirms the arsonist theory. | |||
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While Mrs. O'Leary's big cow, Could have kicked and then taken a bow, Urban myth, it is said, Is where we are led When making that claim...we know now.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Kalleh, | |||
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Here's a mixed bag of Foggy doggerel for your possible pleasure, some almost purely wordplay, others just plain zany for zaniness' sake. Ignatius Santander McGee Wakes up in the crotch of a tree And can't figure out How this came about -- Forgetting his seven-day spree. The Xtian conservative faction Is fond of excessive reaction To any idea Not born in Judea Or dealing with sexual attraction. The bulk of humanity’s story Is – facing the facts – rather gory: It beggars belief That all of this grief Is somehow reflecting God’s Glory. “The past is but prologue” said Plato Of Athens (not yet part of NATO) – And, having said that, He tilted his hat And sculpted a cat out of Pla-Do. The sheriff whose nickname was Paladin Was fond of a sorrowful ballad in The key of A minor Concerning a miner Who broke his big bowl to put salad in. There once was a hip New-Age dolphin Who did Relaxation and Rolfin’. He hoped that, one day, He’d work out a way To get up on land and go golfin’. Now music’s a subtle enigma Containing occult paradigma; The notes in a score Pose riddles galore – So being confused is no stigma. David | |||
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Thanks! You are good. I always like fun rhymes. | |||
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A very mixed bag this time, even a coupla politickle ones, hope that's not verboten. There once was a bloke from Biloxi Who had a pet Canvasback duck, see? The quacker would waddle From puddle to puddle And churn each one into a muck-sea. There once was a filly from Fargo Who carried beaucoup excess cargo. So huge was her chest That she had a vest Which, opened, would cover Key Largo. Expressing emotion is “corny” In trendy and hip Californy, So ennui is in. A cardinal sin Is letting it slip you are horny. Said Rev. Henry Ward Beecher: "The hen is a marvelous creature!" The hen was so grateful, She laid him a crateful – And thus did the hen reward Beecher. {partial plagiary} Our UN ambassador Bolton Is arrogant, rude & revoltin’. America’s rep Is so out of step That even our allies are boltin’! The deeds of “The Hammer” DeLay Would take Al Capone’s breath away! Let's hope he does time For organized crime – A few hundred years sounds OK. (And that without undue delay. (And that's how we undo DeLay!)) Cheers, David | |||
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We're finding it's difficult, tough To rhyme this line off the cuff. There must be a word At least, so we've heard, And we wonder, would that be enough? | |||
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How coincidental! I have posted a limerick on OEDILF that was just approved, but as it was being approved CJ objected to it. Here it is: Biloxi is coastal in Miss., The home of casinos — but hiss! Katrina has ravaged, And looters have savaged, This beautiful city of bliss. Here is what CJ says: "Camille trashed the place pretty badly in 1969 and put the beaches off limits for swimming. I was back almost a decade later and you still couldn't go into the water although swimming there was difficult in the best of times. As I recall, there were long stretches where you could walk out a hundred yards and still have the water not reach your knees. In 1970, an African-American friend of mine from California was pulled over by a Biloxi cop and given a ticket for some relatively minor offense. When my friend politely pointed out to the cop that he had marked a 'C' in the box for race, he was told (and I quote) 'That's for colored, boy!'" And: "'This beautiful city of bliss'?? Have you been there? I lived there at five different times in my illustrious Air Force career and 'bliss' is not the first word that springs to mind overall. In fact, I was first there in 1970 shortly after hurricane Camille trashed the place and the locals absolutely loathed us G.I.s (something about 'stealing' delicate Southern belles from Biloxian mouth-breathers), sometimes violently so. Still, 'bliss' is a relative term, I suppose." Given those 2 comments and always wanting to be accurate, does anyone know about Biloxi? I had heard that it was beautiful before Katrina ravaged it, but CJ obviously disagrees. Do I have it wrong? If so, suggestions? Nice limericks, guys! | |||
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New limerick: There once was an old man from Lima Who visited fair Ipanema When The Girl started walking the old man was gawking And breathing as with emphysema. ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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Nice! You should post it on OEDILF. They have just started the "BRs." Here's the "breath" one that I just posted there: A breath is when breathing in air, Or blowing it out, but don't dare You breathe out in my face; The smell's a disgrace, So gargle with Scope and be fair! | |||
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You think it's good enough for all that? It's just something I did because there is no working radio in my car and I had to do something in my head. OK - I did it. I submitted a poem to OEDILFThis message has been edited. Last edited by: Caterwauller, ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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I've mentioned that I'm doing work antedating OED's citations. This, from a 1930 newspaper, was the earlies antedate found for minicam. I kid you not!
Was suspected of Communist plachts. For the boats that he sold Had darkrooms in the holds For developing minicam shachts. | |||
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The people of Antofagasta Are allegedly boycotting pasta. Though they offer excuses (Carbohydrate abuses) Their economy is a disaster. | |||
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Posted 14 May, 2006 20:14 A chap who would write for word-crafter Tried hard to raise ripples of laughter The result of his wiles Was a glut of wry smiles Which managed to make 'em sound dafter | |||
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A Limerick retailer named Cutter Was alledgedly once heard to mutter, "If you're looking for more, Come on down to my store, But get your mind out of the gutter." | |||
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Thank you for that, Pearce! I am so glad you posted it. Now here is one for you: There once was a wordcrafter, Pearce (Not related to President Pierce), Who was English for sure And we hoped to lure As a tried and true poster so fierce! P.S....believe it or not, there is President Pierce blood in my veins. However, I am not too proud about it because he wasn't what we'd call a "stellar" president. | |||
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quote: Kalleh, I applaud your restraint. I couldn't have written a limerick that rhymed twice with limerick without using the word limp. That isn't something within her range of experience, Sean. | |||
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I'd never thought that I was fierce, Though distinguished by surname of Pearce. Just a touch too pedantic over prose too romantic and polemics as written by Bierce. | |||
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Of course you're not fierce, our dear Pearce. That notion I'm soon gonna pierce! You're such a delight To our Wordcrafting site. [I wish that I'd first thought of Bierce!] Great one, Pearce. You're a pro at this, I see. | |||
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DEDICATED TO CJS AND THE OEDLIF PUNDITS The protocol of this site Repetitious, and tedious a mite They say 'quality’s high', Aspirations deny Why persist until they get it right?This message has been edited. Last edited by: pearce, | |||
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The pundits at OEDILF don't care If you like what they write over there. It's just something to do Till the dark swallows you And you sleep. Bless the night with fresh air. | |||
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The Limerick writer's technique For this forum's form not unique Should contain a big wollop Produced by a dollop Of an element pornographique. | |||
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Jerry...that's great! | |||
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So the ladies don't mind the pornographique stuff? Here's one that's not about sex, just in case they do mind. Actually, I'm not sure what it is about, so maybe it is about sex and I'm just too daft to realize it. I'm spinning the bad into good. What's false becomes true, as it should. It's fun! Can't you see? No need to agree. No need, since you can't, if you could. | |||
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To answer your question, we don't mind the pornographique material here. Love your limerick, though it sounds like you didn't write it? Your profile doesn't have a location, but I was wondering about your use of "daft." I don't think you're British ("realize" instead of "realise"), but "daft" might persuade me otherwise. (I love guessing games! ) | |||
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Here's where I heard the word "daft". I'm not sure what it means, but that shouldn't stop me from using it. Oh, I did write that limerick long ago. I can't remember why. And I was wondering why my "location" was not listed, but checked the profile page and realized that I didn't put any value in the field. It should appear now. | |||
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Amazing. We are about 2 suburbs away! It was a great limerick, Frank. I had thought it was a classic, so that's quite a compliment! | |||
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It's a small world. The limerick you wrote on OEDILF that keeps coming back to my mind as being very unusual, giving a mother's perspective, is the one defining "bris". I keep thinking "ouch". | |||
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I have a very un-PC limerick that I can't post on OEDILF due to its un-PC-ness. But they do have this word open for submission should you be so inspired... Our town used to be mainly white. Now there's nary a honky in sight. Gone's the hope of cessation Of Africanization, So we'll be the last whites to take flight. | |||
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Great to see you, TrossL. I've had a bit of the DD-bug lately and thought about how much fun we used to have here writing DDs and limericks. Yes...it is a bit un-PC, I agree. But it's good! It's too bad people are so sensitive these days. | |||
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Here, here! Who wants to join the "Politically Incorrect" party? Richard English | |||
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Our English friend Richard was yelling "Here, here!" and we question his spelling. Though the sound is correct, Written in our dialect, "Hear, hear!"'s a command more compelling. | |||
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But the party's over here... Richard English | |||
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But the party's over here... The dyspeptic prescriptivist yields no ground. He laughs not, and rarely does he smile. Move along, li'l grammar dodgers. There's nothing here for you to see. —Ceci n'est pas un seing. | |||
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I was looking for this thread and searched for limerick. There are 597 posts here containing the word limerick! That's even more than the e-word. My recent trip to England inspired this one: The language of Brits is a hoot! Their car has a bonnet and boot; Spotted dick they will eat; A faggot's a treat! And they even correctly use moot! | |||
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I've never made much sense out of the word "moot". I remember hearing "moot" used about 3 years ago when someone in a meeting said that something or other was now "moot". From the context, they were implying that it was not worth discussing this thing anymore. Although I think the correct use of the word means that the point is now open to debate. So maybe it is both: debatable, but not worth the energy needed to debate it. So what do the British mean by it? "Your point, sir, is moot," just might say, "It's debatable. Have it your way. It's not worth what you'd do To convince me that you Have it right. Find some new game to play." | |||
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You're right FH . It means that the matter under discussion is still open to debate but has now become merely an academic question since it is unlikely ever to be resolved - either because events have overtaken it or because it is no longer of much importance. | |||
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MOOT: So what do the British mean by it? The meaning of moot is unsure Debatable, meeting —obscure, In law it’s uncertain, Not veiled by a curtain In truth it is really a bore. | |||
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This gives a couple of good examples of how the term "moot point" is used over here . I knew that a Moot was an old term for a type of debating society and that link gives more details. | |||
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This is something I've railed against for several years. If anyone cares they can search for "moot" in the board and they'll usually find a post by me on the subject. The meanings given in Di's link are mutually opposing, and show the way that the word has become debased. The meaning is quite definite: "A debatable question, an issue open to argument". It is obvious that a lot of people took the word and guessed at its meaning from the context. However, they guessed wrong, and produced the second part of the definition, which is diametrically opposed to the true meaning: "an irrelevant question, a matter of no importance". Normally I am of the descriptive persuasion when I see the meanings of words changing over time. On this occasion I feel strongly that, since the two meanings (which are often given equal weight by dictionaries) are incompatible, only the correct meaning should be given, with perhaps a usage note explaining the incorrect usage. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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That's funny: I've simply never heard anybody use moot in its "proper" sense. Maybe the lexicographers should remove it from the dictionary. —Ceci n'est pas un seing. | |||
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Awww...we feel for you, arnie. There are 79 posts here about the word "moot." It's much like me with the e-word or Richard with Thos. Edison... zmj, here is a recent post where a London newspaper used the word as originally intended. | |||
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It appears that the way one uses "moot" is, well, moot. (I doubt I used it correctly.) I wonder if there are any other words like this with meanings that contradict each other. Can't be too many. | |||
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You did, provided you meant it's a point for discussion, not one not worth speaking about. They are auto-antonyms or contronyms, sometimes spelled contranyms (occasionally called antagonyms, Janus words or self-antonyms). See the article in Wikipedia. They've been mentioned here before; see https://wordcraft.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/93260709...=715107088#715107088 and https://wordcraft.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/93260709...556031351#6556031351 The latter also contains a discussion of moot! Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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An Inuit group in Seattle Had control over large herds of cattle. Overcoming their fears Of the heiffers and steers They developed a new atl-atl. | |||
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This seems to imply that there's Somebody .... up There .... who issues words along with conscious intentions as to how they are to be used. Is that how it works ? | |||
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jerry, are you aware that the OEDILF currently has no limerick on atl-atl? I thought maybe you'd like to post it there. "No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson. | |||
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Nice limerick, Jerry. I am surprised there is no limerick on that word, Bob. There are so many limericks on such odd words, phrases and people. | |||
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This moot discussion made me smile, because I just weathered another one on my high school email discussion group! One adamantly claimed it meant only "debatable." Others, like me, claimed it meant pointless to discuss because whatever the issue was had already been decided. Then I consulted several online dictionaries and came up with even more meanings, and Arnie, I think that some of them predate the one you and I favor, perhaps? I don't have time to research historical uses of the word right now,though: Here's what I posted at my HS site; Oxford English Dictionary: moot • adjective. subject to debate or uncertainty: a moot point. • verb. put forward for discussion. • noun 1 (in Anglo-Saxon and medieval England) a legislative or judicial assembly. 2 Law a mock trial set up to examine a hypothetical case as an academic exercise. — ORIGIN Old English, assembly or meeting; related to MEET1. MSN Encarta Dictionary: moot adjective Definition: 1. arguable: open to argument or dispute Whether nutritional supplements are beneficial is a moot question. 2. not relevant: irrelevant or unimportant If they refuse to compromise, mediation is a moot issue. 3. law not legally relevant: legally insignificant because of having already been decided or settled. Whether he was entitled to do business under that name was moot, because his company had ceased trading. verb (past and past participle moot·ed, present participle moot·ing, 3rd person present singular moots) Definition: 1. transitive verb suggest topic: to offer an idea for consideration or a topic for discussion ( usually passive ) 2. intransitive verb law have formal argument: to take part in a debate, especially one organized as an academic exercise, e.g. a hypothetical case argued among law students noun (plural moots) Definition: 1. law debate on hypothetical issue: an academic discussion in which people such as law students argue hypothetically or plead a hypothetical legal case 2. history Anglo-Saxon local court: in Anglo-Saxon England, a formal gathering for settling legal and administrative matters [ Old English mōt "assembly" < Germanic, "meeting"] moot·ness noun Merriam Webster: moot Main Entry: 3moot Function: adjective 1 a : open to question : DEBATABLE b : subjected to discussion : DISPUTED 2 : deprived of practical significance : made abstract or purely academic WM | |||
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The noun form was the first. It was Old English for a meeting or assembly. It became in Anglo-Saxon usage a type of court or tribunal. The OED has it right; notice that it makes no mention of the erroneous "not worth discussing". Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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