Today’s Wall Street Journal tells us of claims that “Prince Charles’s charity offered a Saudi national help to obtain honors in return for donations. …[His office] has said he had no knowledge of the alleged offer of honors.”
Could this perhaps be a case of sexual harassment? Which was it: was he on her, or off her?
That's the punchline of Dirty Joke #5328 (or whatever): The Princess bride says "I offer my honor," and her new Royal husband says "I honor your offer," and that's how it goes, off her and on her all night...