1.
Miss Kitty just loves Gotham City,
But fellas, it's such a great pity,
That when she lies down
And slips off her gown,
It's in London, with Katie Dinwiddy!

2.
There once was a fellow from Gotham
Whose lithp was incredibly rothen:
"I'm thick as doggy
And feeling tho groggy;
I'll not go to thchool - I'll play pothum".

3.
Said the sexy young tart Penny Rotham
Of the masked caped wise-man of Gotham
He can’t fight and can’t tussle
It’s not his mask or his muscle
It’s his super-long pole makes him awe-thome

4.
Perched high in the sky in Gotham Town
Bat cape, and a mask, and a frown
It’s not Gotham City
And such a real pity
He’s stuck and they can’t get him down

5.
When Batman poured beers at Mt Hotham
He tended to way over-froth 'em,
So some Joker said, "Stop!"
And Robin went - Bop,
And it felt like it really was Gotham.

6 (Two verses)
Way down in the thewerth of Gotham
Doth hide, oh, the tasthy oppothom
As quick ath you can
Thtep clothe with your pan
Then athk vewwy nithely (don't bawth'm).

The betht way to pwep ith to thauth'm
Then garnith with one daithy bwothom.
Thum think it impwudent
To ingetht a wodent
To them I thay feel fwee to tawth'm.

Question:
Which one do you like best?

Choices:
1
2
3
4
5
6

 

This message has been edited. Last edited by: BobHale,

One and seven appear the same??

Yes, and when Bob fixes it, all the votes will be obliterated, I think. Therefore, I won't vote until it's fixed.

That's because I received it twice.

Done.

We need more than 3 votes. Let's get going!

Time to put this baby to bed, I think.

Number 1 was Geoff
Number 2 was Kalleh
Numbers 3 and 4 were Tom
Number 5 was Greg and
Number 6 was bethree5

And, to her own surprise Kalleh is the winner.

I'll hand over to her and maybe she'll pick somewhere a little easier than I did.

Thanks, Bob, and I'll get one started ASAP. Yes, I was a bit surprised because my rhyme was a bit hackneyed.