Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
Two atoms are taking a walk, when one is suddenly startled and says,
“Good lord, I’ve lost an electron!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. When it’s brought to him he asks, “What do I owe you? “The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”
Nah, Atom is an Armenian/Canadian movie maker. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom_Egoyan
Really? Because I thought it was just a very small male cat.
"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
Then there was the neutron class where the teacher berated the smallest, densest neutron, yet he became a star!