Not a bad turn out for an awkward rhyme.
For your consideration:

1.
A mummy's boy brought up in Muncie,
In the bedroom, was such a dunce 'e
Had to quiz 'is new bride
Who bluntly replied,
"Just pop it right here in my cunt - see?"

2.
There was a young nun from Muncie
Who on eating a bun would run - see
How fast she could go
Through rain, hail or snow,
She was a fast one, bar none, si!

3.
The girl whom I dated in Muncie
I had to remind: "My dear hon, see...
Your kisses are grand,
But you must understand
There's a million more ways to have fun, see!"

4.
"Twicey is double the fun. see!"
Said a stud to a whore down in Muncie.
She said, "You dollar, dearie,
Though your breath smells so beery
I doubt you can manage it oncey."

5.
A fine lady I happened to once see
As she walked down the street in old Muncie.
When I patted her butt
Then her boyfriend (a nut)
Pulled a knife and said, “Best if you run, see?”

6.
In the small Rust Belt city of Muncie
All the old heavy industry's done, see?
GM, Brothers Ball,
No large firms at all -
Though the High School's still having some fun, see?

7.
A guy stalks a gal up in Muncie--
Says, ‘come in for a little won toncie’
Tho this fratman is Ballsy
Minds she not at allsy:
She has a black belt in Wing Chun, see?

8.
A Mexican woman in Muncie
Opened a business and hired me.
She checked on my work,
Then called me a jerk,
Call me "baboso" and dunce? Si!

9.
The impressible Archbishop Runcie,
Had a harrowing sojourn in Muncie.
He saw gruesome sights,
Which kept him up nights,
For what one has seen one can't UNsee.

Question:
Which deserves to win?

Choices:
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8.
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just to bring to the front

There are some good ones there!

Eight votes already! And, as I haven't voted yet, that means we've had as many votes as we had contributors.

Does anyone else wish to cast a ballot? Or should I declare a winner?

Twenty-four hours later and no further comments or votes so I declare the Muncie round over. I have cast my ballot to break the tie and make limerick number one the winner. Congratulations Greg S.

Who Wrote Which

1. Greg S
2. Arnie
3. Kalleh
4. Bob Hale
5. Proofreader
6. Richard English
7. bethtree5
8. Geoff
9. Alphabet Soup

Hey, that was fast, Alpha! I just voted today for #9, too late I guess. You probably had a vote from a reader who didn't contribute a limerick.

Guess I'm going to have to move these old bones faster to keep up w/you limerickers. Great verses, everyone!

Oops! Apologies for my haste - I think I was subconsciously hurrying in order to avoid any chance of winning again, as I was a bit embarrassed at how poorly I hosted this round. *cringe*

Hi Alphie,

Thanks for your casting vote. It must have been hard for you to vote against your own extremely clever limerick. I didn't vote either, simply because I would have voted for yours but I wanted mine to be the winner, so given Bethree's comment you really should have won by 2 votes without having to make a casting vote. I'm feeling guilty now. My wife hated my limerick, but on the other hand it was one of the few of mine over the years that actually make her laugh, so that has to make it one of my better ones.

I will come up with another location very soon. I'm tossing up between something I haven't thought of yet, or a couple of Victorian coastal beach towns, one being "Indented Head" , the other being "Venus Bay" both of which offer some interesting rhyming options. If anyone wants to state a preference for either of those two, drop a comment to that effect here.

Yes, Alphie's was clever, and I liked yours, too, Greg. Yet, I voted for Bob's. This one was fun, and, Alphie, you did a wonderful job hosting this round so the cringing wasn't necessary.

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It must have been hard for you to vote against your own extremely clever limerick

Ah, it wasn't that hard. Viewed subjectively, I thought mine was quite amusing, but yours genuinely made me laugh out loud. I look forward to our trip to the seaside.

Kalleh, thank you for your kind words, but I kept people waiting, not once, but twice and had to be prodded into action. Definitely better if the next round is hosted by someone a bit more on the ball I think.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Alphabet Soup,

If I can't write a limerick myself for a multi-syllable town, that has Line 1, 2 & 5 rhymes with more than one of those syllables, I'm reluctant to choose it even though the mere notion of a place being called "Indented Head" made me want to use it, but I've gone with the safer option and set the new game at "Venus Bay".