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| Athletes usually like anchovies sauteed. Yuk!!
GGGONE (((This probably belongs in "JUMBLE")))
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| Good Grief! Gentlemen only need encouragement.  HHHERE |
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<Asa Lovejoy>
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HHHERE
Henry's huge hemorrhoids exacerbated rectal elimination.
MADCOW |
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| Microorganisms: A dreadful can of worms
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| Bring fresh eggnog! All the rage!
WASSIL
(all over the town!) |
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<Asa Lovejoy>
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WASSIL: A carniverous mammal similar to, but larger than a ferret.
Wassails always smoothly slither inside logs.
DRSEUS |
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| Dan Rather says Englishmen use steroids
SECRET |
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| Still, Englishmen can really elicit temptation.
GREEGG |
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| GREEGG
Generally, raisin eaters eschew green grapes.
(Unless, of course, they prefer white raisins.)
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| Radical administrators insist some insanity necessary
PRUNES |
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| Sign posted in nursing home:
Prudent residents use no evacuation substitutes.
HALEYS
[We wordcrafters are smart, aren't we?] |
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| Have any legislators eyed yearly statistics?
COMMET |
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| Commonly. operatic male meistersingers* enjoy talking
* or perhaps mastersingers...
PLANET |
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| Patagonians, lithely absquatulating, never eschewed tacos
BURITO |
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| BURRITO urgent recall is totally outrageous!
PINATA |
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| Private investigators now attack terrorism aggressively.
TEQILA |
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| The English queen is ladylike always.
MRGITA |
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| Mormon religionists grant illegality to alcohol
MEZCAL |
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<Asa Lovejoy>
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MEZCAL
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Man, Emelio Zapata could annihilate legislators.
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| Zeus's antics pushed Athenians to action
PANCHO |
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| Palpably angry Nancy can holler out!
ADOBES |
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| Anthropomorphic devils obfuscate beneath eastern seas.
ACPLCO |
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| Ants creep pompously, leaving concrete occasionally.
NEWYER |
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| Thoughts for the NEWYER
Nancy, everyone wishes you extensive riches.
MNYMOR |
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| May New Year's make obligations realizable
MLKNXT |
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| MLKNXT My little kitten needs x-rays today. [Lame, I know!  ] BEATLE |
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| Buy everyone a large eggplant!
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| What about the "t?" |
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<Asa Lovejoy>
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What about the "t?"
But, Kalleh, there's a "t" in eggplant! ;-)
BROCLI
Buying radishes ordinarily causes lettuce inclusion.
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| Can't a regular rationalizer omit "T"?
All right, if you insist, make it "Buy everyone a tiny little eggplant!" instead...
CRLESS |
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| = Krushchev only let Russians buy ink
CRLESS = Careful readers learn English sounds silently
PRSNIP |
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| As for the "t", remember, I am a literalist. I take the rules quite seriously! Sorry! People really should not impugn posters. RADISH |
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| Rarely are dogs in some haste
CARROT |
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| eggplant, BROCLI, KOLRBI, PRSNIP, RADISH, and now CARROT??? bleccchhhhhhhhhh!
Can anyone realistically rejoice over these?
SRLOIN |
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| Several raunchy Limericks originated in Nantucket
TBNSTK |
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| The Bulls never seem to kill! [other teams, that is!]
CENTER |
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| Celtics evidently need team entirely reconstituted
LARRYB |
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| Larry always rebounded resolvedly your basketball.
MICHEL |
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| My Ideal Center Has Eight-foot Legs
MNTBOL |
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| Most Northern Territories boys ogle ladies
ROUNDR |
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| Richard often uses newly drafted renderings
BREWER |
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<Asa Lovejoy>
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BREWER
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Brewers rapidly eschew wine; enophiles revolt.
ENPHLE
The world is my oyster, but I'm allergic to shellfish. |
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| Every nymphomaniac prefers handsome, lithe executives.
KISSES |
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| Keep it simple. Simplicity engenders success.
OYSTER |
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| Open your shellfish. Taste every remnant.
SCALOP |
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<Asa Lovejoy>
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SCALOP
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Scalded cats always land on people.
URCHIN |
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| Uncle Robin's camp's here in Nottingham
FOREST |
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| Fishy odors reek, except salmon tantalizes.
OCEANS |
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| Other cultures eventually acquire new systems.
DEPTHS |
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| Did everyone party through high school?
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