My Flirt was so cute, you'd agree, A collie whose roots were Dundee. She sometimes would flee; On the carpet would pee; But boy did she give us such glee!
If I posted that one the author would be a no-brainer.
There once was a man from Dundee Who got stung on the nose by a wasp, When asked did it hurt, He replied: 'Not at all, But I'm jolly glad it wasn't a hornet.'
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.