In memory of our border collie who recently died, I have chosen a city in Scotland: Dundee.

Send your limericks on Dundee to me via PMs...and good luck!

Nice! Now let's start writing our own!

My Flirt was so cute, you'd agree,
A collie whose roots were Dundee.
She sometimes would flee;
On the carpet would pee;
But boy did she give us such glee!

If I posted that one the author would be a no-brainer.

I have four so far, which doesn't include one of my own. I'd love some more!

Based on a very silly little idea, that happened to tickle my fancy, mine's in.

We have 6 now. I will give it another couple of days...

Slow down! I'm still working.

Here's one by that prolific author, anon:

There once was a man from Dundee
Who got stung on the nose by a wasp,
When asked did it hurt,
He replied: 'Not at all,
But I'm jolly glad it wasn't a hornet.'

OK< sI'm in. Start the poll!

Okay! We have 8 good ones!