Two towns near me are Greenwich and Woolwich. They are pronounced 'GRIN idge' and 'WOOL idge', although I have heard them pronounced with an 'itch' by some people. Would the former way be acceptable to you?
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
I almost had one last night, but my few functioning synapses sinned in the apses and were excommunicated from my brain. I'll keep trying sans synapses.
I knew there was another Pronunciation Guide lurking, gnawing at my subconscious -
Consider: "...you dream you are crossing The channel and tossing About in a steamer from Harwich - Which is something between A large bathing machine And a very small second-class carriage"...
Originally posted by arnie: Garage will work as a rhyme too, in some English dialects, as will Marriage, etc.
Yes. Except that we're dealing with a generic "-wich" rather than "Harwich." It may take some creative wordplay to find strong rhymes with Bromwich; peerage or leakage or porridge don't quite cut it.
Psychosomatic suggestion when already sick SUUUUCKS!
