A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

I also like groaners but, upon B.H.'s recommendation, I don't confine mine to just one thread.

Thanks for the encouragement, B.H.!

I also like groaners
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Is one that hits below the belt a groiner?

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat
minor.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Q: What would Yoda be if he were a plaything?

A: A Toy-yoda

This may be just another urban ledgend (B.H. & snopes would know) but I heard a story about some radio contest offering, as a first prize, a Toyota. Or that, at least, was what it sounded like over the radio.

When the understandably excited winner showed up to claim her prize and was instead awarded a "Toy Yoda" (a little rubber figurine) she sued the station and ended up receiving a large judgement from the courts.

What do you say, B.H.?

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Originally posted by C J Strolin:
This may be just another urban ledgend (B.H. & snopes would know) but I heard a story about some radio contest offering, as a first prize, a Toyota. Or that, at least, was what it sounded like over the radio.

When the understandably excited winner showed up to claim her prize and was instead awarded a "Toy Yoda" (a little rubber figurine) she sued the station and ended up receiving a large judgement from the courts.

What do you say, B.H.?

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My answer to this is, of course,
When researching go to the source
Don't be such dopes
Go visit snopes
Get the truth from the mouth of the horse

Looks like it's not a UL.

Vescere bracis meis.

Read all about my travels around the world here.

Excellent limerick, B.H., and an even better website. I probably spend too much time here and not enough there but whaddaya gonna do?

One question, though. Why were all the posters in this snopes thread clowns??

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Originally posted by C J Strolin:

One question, though. Why were all the posters in this snopes thread clowns??

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Perhaps because all the posters are currently clowns - the current theme being 'the circus'.

Vescere bracis meis.

Read all about my travels around the world here.