OK. Having been declared Victor By Acclimation (...er, default...) I shall invoke the KISS principle and make it short.

Let's try our collective/individual hands (pick one) at a limerick based on YORK. That's not too far from Lancaster, in Pennsylvania. Among other places.

Send me a PM with your entries.

It's also the town in South Carolina that I lived as an infink (as Popeye said it) and the county in which I was born. Annnnd, being an airyplane nut, I had to mention this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_York

I have one. Do I hear two?

You now have two, but you don't have to have two.

…and I don’t yet have what I have to have, too. But indeed I have two.

Do I hear three?

And there's Three, from the gentleman in the front.

And Four.

Do I hear Five?

Number five is alive! (Quote from a silly sci-fi movie) I've scent another stinker.

And another piece of scat. Now you have sicks.

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My first one's been modified.

As A A Milne wrote, Now We Are Six. Any further efforts? B35? Kalleh? Shu? Anybody have an email address for them just to get their attention? Last Call !

I'm trying to concoct another, and I made some revisions to the tripe you've got.

Aw, shucks, what I tried to make work didn't, so I'll just stay with what I've excreted.

I'll be off-line for a few days, so I'll not respond here until next Monday at the earliest.
Going to Portland for my younger son's wedding. At 47 it's about time!

Congratulations, and have a wonderful time!

I'll post the submissions on Sunday.