Richard muses, "I wonder whether the total number of euphemisms for sexual intercourse is greater than that for drunkenness?"

In the spirit of inquiry, let us collect euphemisms for drunkenness -- brain power only. They're numerous, so lets arrange them to make it easy to review and see whether an entry is new. Kicking it off:

• A to G: blind, blind-drunk, drunk, drunk as a skunk, feeling no pain, fried
• H to M: juiced
• N to R: pixilated, plastered, pissed
• S to Z: shicker, snookered, sodden, soused, three sheets to the wind, wasted

(16 so far)

Blistered
Pasted
[Does "blowzy" count?]
Lit
Ripped
Loaded

A to G: blotto, bombed, in one's cups
H to M: happy, inebriated, intoxicated
N to R: ploughed, potted
S to Z: sh*t-faced, stoned, tight, tipsy

(running count at 33)

It hardly is fair for me to cite these because I have that book with 2000+ of them! One of my favorites from there is "daquifried."

BTW, "plough" was described as a sexual intercourse word too in the other thread. What is it about ploughing?

A to G crocked, goofed up, F***ed up

H to M messed up, just right

N to R overserved

S to Z smoked, splattered, smashed,toasted

Now see what I've started!

From memory: Brahms; elephant's; one over the eight; legless; blotto; paralytic; had a skinful; well-oiled; out of his skull; pickled; stewed; rat-arsed; stinko.

Tired and emotional
Well oiled
Stonkered