OMG these are hilarious. Nether Wallop?! I shudder to think what some of these townfolk call themselves. Fattieheaders? Dullards?
Those are for real? So funny! I rather like "Crapstone." It reminds me of Friends when Phoebe's boyfriend wanted to change his name to "Crapbag," after she changed her name to "Consuela Banana Hammock."