I'm wondering if I'm the only participant who upon reading a phrase or headline immediately misinterprets it

Campbell to sell its Godiva Chocolatier

I instantly assumed Godiva was a line of chocolate-flavored soup and that they were going to make it more chocolatey

See also Turmoil

I don't get the "Turmoil" reference, but I see your point. I found this headline amusing, too. I realize that chocolates are getting much more pricey these days, but at $850 M per box, I doubt they'll get many buyers.

K: Thank you for that link

The turmoil rference had to do with dogs voting