Rather liked this just sent to me by a wordcraft lurker (who posted exactly once ages ago, John get your ass back in here and post these things yourself (and no, I meant ass the American way - your donkey can stay outside!))

Anyway, gotta be careful of those domain names.

Domain name problems.

Bob, that is one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks! My only objection is that I wish it were longer. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[laughing so hard I'm crying, and beaming through the damp]

Yes, that is just great!

John, get yourself back here!