I'm reading The Unfolding of Language: an evolutionary tour of mankind's greatest invention, by Guy Deutscher, and will be pulling gems from it to bore you with.
Here's one. If you ever doubted that English a "Germanic" language, note this:
The original language began to split up around the time of Christ, says Deutscher. "They all stem from one prehistoric ancestor, which linguists today call Proto-Germanic, so in fact they were all one and the same language until the beginning of the first millenium AD."
so in fact they were all one and the same language until the beginning of the first millenium AD."
Unless, of course, you're not a christian, in which it's the first millenium CE.
Reading such ancient English texts as "Beowulf" leaves one feeling that one is really reading a Germanic dialect. Even Chaucer's English seems to be an amalgam of German and French, which stnds to reason, since the Normans had strongly influenced the language by then.
I worked for a Volvo dealership many years ago, when the spare parts packages were still written only in Swedish. I was surprised to see "Volvo service is god service" on the packages. Initially I thought it was in English, but a Swede assured that it was not. Except for just one "o" in "good," it's the same!