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I am at a conference, and they were presenting awards for different types of contributions. One was an award to a non-nurse for her contributions to nursing. I thought about that afterward. While the term "non-nurse" is common enough, you never hear about a "non-physician" or a non-teacher or a "non-attorney," etc., do you? I wonder why "non-nurse" is used. Do you non-nurses hear the phrase "non-nurse," or is it just a part of our lingo? | ||
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I think it's part of your environment. Around here, in the college, it's common enough to hear non-teacher but not non-nurse and way back when , when I used to be civilian staff for the police the word -non-police was common. I think it just gets applied in any place where one job is commonly associated but there are many others that people don't think about. "No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson. | |||
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I've never heard "non-nurse." I think I've heard "non-medical staff," which would include non-nurses, non-doctors, non-physical therapists, etc. In academia, it's faculty and administrative staff. Staff can refer to both teaching and non-teaching staff, but faculty typically don't wish to be classified as "staff." Among those of us who are "just" administrators, I believe there is a feeling that we are a seen as a lower life form, but, ah well! Is there asense of comparative status in the terms "nurse" and "non-nurse?" Do non-nurses include LPNs or nurse's aids--or do they include hospital administrators? Wordmatic | |||
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Yeah, Proofreader, that's urinalysis of it. | ||
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This stuff is NOT complicated! In our house, I am a non-nurse and my wife is not. | |||
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Three Rest Room doors .. STAPH, NONSTAPH, and PATIENCE. | |||
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A candy-striped girl named Hortense Said, “My schooling will shortly commence. I’ll then get my degree But now you’d best agree I’m a nurse. I’m for real. No non-sense.” | ||
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And the potty for those who are "calliphallic" is sta-philo-cocc-us? | ||
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Hortense thought nursing was cool As she sunbathed alongside the pool She saw it made sense To let her career commence By enrolling in nursery school. | |||
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Just minding my pees and q's. | ||
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A pregnant girl thought, as a rule, That class work could serve as a tool. To breast-feed her baby She has the thought maybe She'll learn how in a nursing school. | ||
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Said a nurse from the village of Planus, "I'm lucky to know just where Spain is. I will learn physiology And believe in astrology When Mercury comes out of Uranus." | |||
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A pregnant nurse publicly stated That she knew how she got impregnated: “In the closet, supply, It was there, me oh my, That my cervix was in-doctor-nated. | ||
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Duncan, long time, no see! Nice to see you back! I had no idea that others have used that terminology, too. I thought only nurses used it. Once I hear that you've heard other professions use the term, I can see your point. Well, Wordmatic, first of all, I don't consider LPNs nurses; to me, they are technical staff. However, not everyone agrees with me on that. When I've heard it used, it includes all registered nurses, whether administrators or not; however, it never includes other health care staff, such as nurse aides. | |||
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Yes, welcome back, Duncan. If I recall correctly you're in the east of Canada, are you not? My visits so far have all bee to the far west, but there's a fair chance that next year I'll be taking the train across from Kamloops to Toronto. Richard English | |||
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Thanks Kalleh and Richard for the "welcome back". My annual eight-month retreat to the great (internet-free) Canadian wilderness has ended once again. I am back in civilization and am now freely available to tell you anything you need to know. Yes, Richard, I am in the east of Canada. How far east? Well, there's not much to the east of me except a lotta salt water....Oh, yeah...and Europe. | |||
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Margaret and I visit Canada every year to see our son and daughter-in-law who live in BC. The past two years we have taken the train back from Seattle and spent a few days in the Mid-West to see Wordcrafter friends. Next year we are contemplating taking the Canadian train from Kamloops to Toronto and meeting a few Wordcrafters there. This is likely to be late may very early June. How far are you from Toronto? Richard English | |||
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Three and a half hours by jet. By Canadian standards, right next door. Margaret Thatcher said that she could never understand why Canadian provinces were so loosely federated until she flew over them and realized the distances involved. | |||
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In the Library world, we talk about Librarians (who have a Master's degree in the field, either a Master's of Library Science or something similar), and most others who work for libraries, although their job titles vary, would be commonly called Para-professionals or Support Staff. ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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The title of boss in the 'brary can't fit any Tom, Dick or Harry But those with degrees will get by with ease whether He-man or slightly a fairy. ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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A library worker named Louis Had library skills sort of screwy When putting books back In the library stack: "Don't we sort 'em by title or Dewey?" | ||
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The Librarians, being quite shrewd, Expected to find something lewd. In the stacks they found lovers Who had cast off the covers And were making out in the nude. | |||
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There were lovers there trying to screw Not knowing their cover was blew Including a pair Who were found not quite bare In the section that's labeled "How To". | ||
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A librarain, shelving her books, Was aware of admiring looks From young men a’reading While groins they were kneading Intent on her crannies and nooks. | ||
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Considering myths and true facts, And what's going on in the stacks, They should invite viewers To observe all those screwers And sell peanuts and ... crackerjacks. | |||
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The library continues to vex Since the prim and the proper inspects The stacks where they're learning To soothe parts a'burning From reading the book, "Joy of Sex." | ||
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We've started with "non-nurses" there; And now screwing in libraries here. And the topics so far Have not felt the jar Of Richard's loud clamor for "Beer!" | ||
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But still a significant distance, even to meet some fellow Wordcrafters. Richard English | |||
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Sad to say, I have yet to meet any fellow Wordcrafters. Just missed you in London a couple of years ago. Consoled myself with a Boddington's. Not bad. | |||
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Not bad, I agree. But a shadow of its former self when it was a private brewery based in Manchester. There are many better beers. Richard English | |||
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We've started with "non-nurses" there; And now screwing in libraries here. And the topics got far Before came the jar Of Richard's loud clamor for "Beer!" | ||
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Would you be able to do Toronto in the spring? | |||
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Like.....when in the Spring? | |||
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See my PM. | |||
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