Ah, the things that happen in our small leafy suburb. (Not the sinful big city of Chicago; here in the bosky burbs.) From the local weekly rag:
Masseuse faces battery, disorderly conduct charges A massage at a Wilmette storefront therapy studio turned sexual, police said, leading to the arrest of a masseuse on misdemeanor battery and disorderly conduct charges. According to reports, Jason Smith climbed atop a prone female customer while she was on a massage table. "I didn't do anything … I am innocent of all the charges," said the married father of three.
Now, I admit to a certain naivety about such things, but I'm pretty sure that a "father" is by definition male, and I'd thought that a "masseuse" is female. Did I think wrong? or did the press think wrong?