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I’d watch that sight all the day long.

As in tumescent?

As in website.

While I spoke of sights very pleasant
You had to make them seem aberrent.
I am too refined
To be so inclined.
Just undies won't make me tumescent.

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Wow, between you and Proofreader, it's like the early days here and here and here . There are more of course, but when I searched, there were over 800 posts with the word "limericks" in them!

Then of course we have our DD threads here and here. There are 184 matches for the word "dactyl!" We do have fun here.

I will only try double dactyls when I run out of limericks.

Oh they are so fun!

When I met Jerry in Hawaii, he had some people over for a great party. Jerry turned to me and whispered in my ear, "Have you noticed that his (one of his friend's) name could be used in a double dactyl?" That's exactly how you think when you like DDs. I remember how excited I felt when I realized Jennifer Aniston has a double dactyl name. [It doesn't take much to make me excited! ]

Obviously your minds must run in the same gutter - er - channel.. I, on the other hand, am unable, parenthetically, to think of six-syllable words.

No problem; they're also here for the names and here for the 6-syllable words. [It took me so long to find those posts! ]

KALLEH,

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"Have you noticed that his (one of his friend's) name could be used in a double dactyl?"

Our friend Werner Van Heidendahl sends you his best regards.

~~~~~~~ jerry

Higgledy-piggledy
Wordcrafter Proofreader
Composes limericks
All of the time

He gets the meter down
Idiosyncratically
And seldom finds the
Right word for his rhyme.

Is that what you mean?

My brother sent me this.

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My brother sent me this:

I only see a box with a red "x" in it.

Ok, now I've fixed it. I hope.

At least the box and x disappeared.

Just click on the link.

Hilarious!

I found this in an old e-mail and added a few of my own at the end. I put it in Wordplay but I guess, since it's an e-mail, it belongs here.

It's been discovered that artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from the former Yugoslavia, U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh
The brother from Illinois, Chica Gogh
His rapper/magician cousin, Wherediddy Gogh
The Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother, Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh
A sister who loves disco, Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst, E Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin, Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
The bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
His California cousin, Sandy A Gogh
His author cousin, Victor Hugh Gogh
His gambling aunt, Carmen Gogh
His overweight brother, Cris Gogh
The colorful archeologist brother, Indi Gogh
His unwell cousin, Impeti Gogh
His peripatetic cousin, Onthe Gogh
His Olympic track star cousin, Mark Set Gogh
His explorer uncle, Galapa Gogh
The Japanese cousin, No Gogh
The Caribbean twin sisters, Trinidad and Toba Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh