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denied: what Ken Ham will make sure the next debate is.

deniability: de thing you need to defeat ken Ham.

deplore: what adventurers do when they retire from searching for new lands; began again.

deceased: A person brought back to life.

decrepit: what you do when the outhouse is full.

deserve: what Arizona wanted to do with gay people's food.

defeated: a partial amputation.

defiant: In the South, what insect has the worst bite?

debride: what word is a synonym for "divorce"?

deviate: what's de best beverage with morning cereal?

demonstrate: what's the opposite of a gay devil?

diCaprio: In Spanish, how do you make proper noun River a common noun?

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demean: to make someone nicer.

define: to make something worse.

deceit: de toilet.

delude: make drug-free.

decision: to close a cut.

jewelry: An Israeli orgy.

decider: dump the apple juice.

deflower: What does Pillsbury manufacture?

delegate: close a foreign embassy.

decry: eliminate the onions.

deseminate: castration.

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Thug: a boat used to tow a lisping ship.
 
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disturb: Remove a Hindu's headgear.

divine: Cut down grapes.
 
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DISDAIN - the indicated act of condescension

DISDAIN - disrespect for Hamlet

DISDAIN - the gravy mark on my necktie
 
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bounce: a unit of baby weight (as in "bouncing baby boy).

bedeck: "Steward, do you know where my cabin is located?"

digest: a real killer joke.

misfit: what you have when your bullet doesn't hit the target.

Horeo: cookie for prostitutes.

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Originally posted by Proofreader:Horeo: cookie for prostitutes.

So a horologist is a specialist in venereal diseases?
 
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Discussant - One who never swears

(Love horlogist! Smile)
 
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distressed: got a haircut
 
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DISABUSED - how I did sit-ups
 
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disabled: what Cain did.
dishearten: a cure for vampirism.
dispatch: something to fix dis hole in dis sleeve.
 
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disseminate: get a vasectomy
 
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disseminate: get a vasectomy

NO, that's a histerectomy.
 
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revolt: He's still breathing. Zap him again.
 
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resist: gain another sibling.
 
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desist: lose a sibling


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assist: That's a disgusting practice.
 
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insist: incest


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Actually Proof I've had a rethink and reckon we got these definitions slightly wrong, perhaps they should have been:

resister: gain another sibling.
desister: lose a sibling
assister: That's a disgusting practice.
insister: incest


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You may be on the right track, Greg.

condom: the leader of a prison sex gang.
 
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DETERRED - the one after the second
 
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deterred - what I had to do to myself prior to my recent colonoscopy


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undeterred: constipated
 
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inexpert - a specialist in pubs
Like RE perhaps? Wink
(That's an in-joke, BTW)


Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
 
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He would be inexperienced.
 
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expense: What Indiana will be when it gets rid of its governor. I hope he'll move to Partridge Green.
 
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expound: convert to euros
expunge: one that no longer soaks up water.
extol: cross a bridge without paying.
 
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disgruntle: discharge from the Army.
contempt: employed as a substitute jail worker.
 
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conscript: used in a prison TV show.
 
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disparate: which one is the talking bird?
 
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desire: remove the king.
debate: clean the hook.
 
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dial phone: an old fashioned means of communication.
Dial soap: a decidedly inadequate means of communication.
distemper: calm down.

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extent: Sherlock and Watson's problem (see World's Worst Jokes thread).
 
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intent Where they were when they went to sleep.


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content: Where prisoners live in Arizona.
portent: Wretchedly constructed habitat.
malcontent: happy to be shopping
concerts: prison candy

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DISMAYED - fired the cleaning girl
DISAPPARATE - to remove the machinery
DISCONSOLATE - to close the Foreign Attache's office with regret
DISGRUNTLE - demobilize the infantry *
DISTRIBUTE - steal the pirates' ramsom...
RESTORE - ...and put it up for sale somewhere else
RESTORE - (2) Take a five-minute break, crew!

(Oops! Just saw the same thing eight posts above! Have we been doing this for so long now that we repeat ourselves, we're redundant, we say the same things again and again?)
 
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distrusted: cut from the will
disputed: an odorless skunk
deported: why the USB doesn't plug in

I cannot believe there is fifteen pages of this crap.
 
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DISGUSTED - took the wind out of

...and going back to 2008, at that!
 
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disjointed: castrated
dispense: change English currency
 
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I thought "disjointed" was what happened to me when you took away all my marijuana cigarettes.
 
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debunked: tossed from bed
demoted: fill in the castle's protection
deliver: an unkind cut
discuss: refrain from bad language
devoted: kicked out of the election hall

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DISASTER - see LACKADAISICAL
 
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deny: Ken Ham's order for the next debate
debase: Where de batter runs to
demonstration: end of menses
curtail: end of a dog
 
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DEPLORE - esoteric knowledge
DETERIORATE - the dog had a meal
DELIBERATE - and so did Gloria Steinham
DEFROCKED - the priest lost his hearing at the Grateful Dead concert
 
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demoted: what happened when one of the Three Stooges died.
 
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Isn't demoted "got a flea collar" ?
 
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Isn't demoted "got a flea collar"

That' termite.
 
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Oh. I tought TERMITE was a powder dat burned so hot ya could use it for welding. (Or melting safes open.)
 
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I thought it was what t'widow had.


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Australian widow, perhaps?
 
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