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How about an-, as in ANTIPHONIES - There's no NYC jewelry store any more! Now where are we going to have breakfast? | |||
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ANACONDA - in Boston, without a raptor | |||
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indecent: placed properly | ||
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Oh....and here I thought indecent was in the state of falling. | |||
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One night I said to my wife, "You're indecent." She said, "Yes, but for once you're in decent, too." | ||
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degrade: level a hill | ||
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DISBARRED - removed the works of Shakespeare Let me rephrse that: When a lawyer has been prohibited from not only practicing law but also from quoting Shakespeare, then he has been well and truly DISBARRED.This message has been edited. Last edited by: haberdasher, | |||
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DELETE - the language of the internet. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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celibate; what priests do at a birthday party. | ||
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cellfie: self-shot prison mugshot. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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cellfee: an exorbitant prison rental agreement | ||
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SELLFEE - agio | |||
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Also, CELIBATE - what the entrepreneur did to the fisherman | |||
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What the Chinese entrepreneur... | ||
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I thought if anything it-a would be an Italian entrepreneur... | |||
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DISSENTION - to be of two minds (pronounced "di-sentient") | |||
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Cf Kalleh's recent post on Community Forum: "Age of Miss America correlates with Murders by Steam, Hot Vapours, and Hot Objects"-- a correlation not only spurious by DISINGENUOUS | |||
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dispenser: To make fun of a deceased poet. | ||
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define: make coarser illegal: a sick predator research: look again undeterred: an unwelcome accident unprincipled: a school without a leader unapproachable: some New Jersey bridges abnormal: regular muscles appropriate: steal a Smartphone community: inoculated against MarxismThis message has been edited. Last edited by: <Proofreader>, | ||
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semiconductor: boss on a tractor-trailer biplane: flies both ways | ||
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Dispersion - against Iranians Distinct - air freshener | |||
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An abacus maker is counter progressive. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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DISSOLVE - Andrew Wiles' vaunted proof of Fermat's Last Theorem has been shown to be fatally flawed [edit - typo]This message has been edited. Last edited by: haberdasher, | |||
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Where the 'ell is the 'l'? | ||
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Yep - you found it before I did. That's the reason you're the Proofreader ! | |||
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unbalanced: what happens when your wife reconciles the checkbook. | ||
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UNILEVER - one-half of a pair of scissors | |||
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unisex: masturbation unkempt: to close the tents and leave | ||
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tenet: how many dined? intense: where did they sleep? forego: how many have gone? transit; what's the most uncomfortable position after a sex change operation? DC: where did ships go down to? | ||
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deceased:resumed operations | ||
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Nah - DECEASED is "Made it simpler for the tenth time." | |||
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Or it could be "resurrected." | ||
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Yes, but with "dec" it's still "brought back for the tenth time"... | |||
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degrade: Move to a lower class in school devolve: What controls de steam? | ||
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déclassé: Moved to a lower grade in school. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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déclassé: frumpier | ||
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DELEGATE - to expel a diplomat DEBUT - to withdraw an objection EXEMPLIFY - to turn down the volume EXCESS - the efflux fro the sewer treatment plant EXACTING - exeunt, for the last time EX POST FACTO - to tear down a fence | |||
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EXCELLiNG - now independently wealthy, and quit the retail job | |||
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deform: what determines how you look in de bathing suit? | ||
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unfounded: a lost child underfund: reduce play timeThis message has been edited. Last edited by: <Proofreader>, | ||
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REGRET - past participle, said hello for the second time | |||
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REGALE - another windstorm, right after the first one | |||
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belabor: If you not be management, what do you be? homophone: a gay communication device. | ||
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BELABOR - second-tier workforce HOMOPHONE - what E.T. did when the movie played in Rome RETIRE - After I quit working for a living I'm going to be weary all over again? | |||
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undercurrent: name a fruit found at the bottom of the bowl. | ||
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INTERFERE - I just buried all my phobias! | |||
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buoy: opposite of guirl | ||
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AGORAPHOBIA - the bane of bacteriologists: morbid fear of growth culture medium | |||
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Do you really have all those phobias? I'm afraid so. | |||
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