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supercede: the Man of Steel's sperm
batman: what the Mrs. called the Count
judicious: challah, matzohs, and latkes
 
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assemblage: tattoo on a butt
 
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Today's [I]Shoe[/b] comic strip offered inspiration for the next one:

liability; a trait needed for success in politics.
 
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Or, putting the shoe on the other foot (or someplace, anyway) -

ASSET - a pert little posterior

Also, not to ignore Dorothy Parker; "If all the starlets in Hollywood were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised." - that's another kind of lie-ability...
 
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possibility: what a gang can accomplish
 
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DISCUSS - wash your mouth out with soap

CORSET - Then ahead, Warp 3, Commander Data. Make it so.
 
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COMPOST - invitation to join a porn site

PERSIFLAGE - beat over the head with a heavy pocketbook
 
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persiflage: to wear the same colors as your pocketbook to blend in.
perrywinkle: what Mr. Mason does to indicate he's fooled the jury.
 
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IMPROMPTU - both little devils having a good time

IRRELEVANT - a Colocasia gigantea plant
 
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forum: and I like vodka, too.
Labrador retriever: what you call a garbage man in St. John's.
 
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bandage: music performed while in restraints.
over-protective: doubled condoms
edgewise: a honing expert
cattycorner: gossip central
pork chop: a low blow in karate
 
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CALISTHENICS - a logy lily

INTERLOCUTOR- to bury the Speaker.
(Don't we wish, sometimes.)

HANSEATIC - Johnny, go find your Dutch Grandpa's ice skates

INEFFABLE - somehow you just can't swear at it
 
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insecure: a locked motel
 
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Did you know people used to let mosquitoes bite them to infect themselves with malaria to treat their syphilis? It's true. The high fever was poorly tolerated by the spirochetes.

Now that's an INSECURE if ever there was one!
 
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Arguing with the Russian President:DISPutin'
 
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offhand: the penalty for thieves in Saudi Arabia.
officiate: why did he have an upset stomach?

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OFFAL - what he ate, and how he felt
 
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excrete: banished from the island
 
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mountebank:where Canadian police keep money.
 
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convent also conduct: a pipe bringing fresh air into a cell.
concave: a hiding place from the law.
convex: to irritate a prisoner.
contempt: work release
convocation; what a prisoner aspires to
conspire: a prison belfry
 
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debunk: toss out of bed
demonstrate; a non-gay devil
devoted: no election for you
down-trodden: a stepped-on duck
Iowa: in her debt
 
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Idaho - admits she's a tramp
Alaska - but will she give you the answer
Utah - Thank you too
Florida - Had a bit more to drink than usual


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Vagina: found next to Washington, DC.
truculent: here's the 18-wheeler I borrowed.
trailer trash: what the sheriff removes during the eviction
The Joy of Sex: Enclosed is your free sample of Viagra

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PARALLAX - I need something Oh, and I need something else, too.

TOTEM POLE - that guy from Krakow will carry anything.
 
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Virginia: A state men seek to discover that they may enter and inhabit it.
 
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GENIAL - like a Genie (Djinn, if you insist)
 
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dogma: a bitch
rabies: more than one ruby
sleepwalkers: Congress
 
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Do I dare?

[strikethrough]PELEAS[/strikethrough]PELLÉAS - a Brazilian soccer fan doing animal things after a World Cup loss

[Edit: correct spelling]

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DISASTER - a flower was removed (see also LACKADAISICAL)
 
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DISASTER

What happened when the blonde backed into the propeller.
 
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primate: a busy-body wife
conceal: a prisoner's pinniped
contribute what is paid to the leader of a prison gang
 
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If Lysol prevents tissue necrosis, is it a disinfarctant?
 
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antacid: LSD for insects
 
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ANTIPATHY - dislike of the cured meats, fresh cheeses, olives, and herbs served at the start of an Italian meal

and similarly

ANTIMONY - in favor of the barter system

ALABAMA - the President's son Alfred

BOARDING - a dent inside the barrel of my rifle

DILETTANTE - ring up my Father's sister who lives in France
 
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If you're out of wax paper, trifoil.
Ask the doctor about your operation, and he'll tell you what you're info.
assess; a female donkey
unpack: a secret political organization that won't accept donations
squash: a bug between two bricks
 
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recurred: damn dog is pregnant again
remitted:Romney might run again
retard: fixed the driveway
largesse: what the Kardashian girls have
 
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ARIAL - a type of Iranian money

APHID - an advanced degree in entymology

ANOREXIA - a vacuum cleaner that won't take in any dirt [alert: UScentric]

ANODYNE - a medicine to relieve pain, but without any force (compare ANNOUNCE)

ANDIRON - what else to do with the wash
 
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ANODE What Shelly wrote to a Grecian Urn. Not the opposiite of a cathode, which a poem about a Cathar.

BTW, "retard" is what local folks do when the tread's all gone. And "boarding" can't be a dent in your rifle 'cuz it's spelt rong. It must be a dent in a hog.
 
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No, you silly, "retard" is how you describe folks who got to be 65 and stopped workin.

And listening to all these long silly stories when Ah could be out havin fun - that's whut Ah calls "boarding." Anode that all along.
 
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specialize:what your girl has along with her great body.
 
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MARGATE - where you get sent for spraying graffiti on the hinged fence opening
 
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And Attica is where you get sent to live in the unfinished upstairs.

And retard at 65??? Hell, I wish! Frown
 
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Is the opposite of bacteria fronteria?
 
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Attica is where you get sent to live in the unfinished upstairs - in Rome?

And a BACCHANAL is a minor side-street in Venice. Or possibly Amsterdam.
 
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undertaker: a thief in Australia
 
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Does the thief specialize in underwear?

Unscrupulous someone who's lost his threaded fastener tool.
 
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Attica is where you get sent to live in the unfinished upstairs - in Rome?

No, New York.
 
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Ats-a right, too!

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UNDERMINED = the Subconscious
 
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automat: vending machine for cars
Federal Espresso: Italian coffee caterers
 
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