Member posted April 05, 2013 01:23
How about another little game?
Supply a new definition (preferably punny) to an already existing word. H/T: idea stolen from the Washington Post's Style Invitational contest. Just leave new posts below with any entries.
Example : Hostage: The feeling you get when guests won’t leave.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Member Krakatoa: A South Seas version of soccer, played barefoot with a coconut.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Member horrid: the more basic or subconscious personality state of a prostitute.
Member salacious: given to telling salty stories
Member Punjab: Where the Indian word play hits you.
Catharsis: A Cathar's female sibling.
Member MEDIOCRE: Shrek on the French Riviera. (Nice, isn't it?)
<Proofreader> posted April 06, 2013 19:47
Sunday School: Fish that are only caught on weekend.
Member quote:
Originally posted by haberdasher:
Do you think he'll turn a kind of average brown?
Member Cross-threading -
<Proofreader> posted April 07, 2013 12:05
Conflagration: to limit prisoner banners.
Member maintenance - the anchor stores at the mall
<Proofreader> posted April 07, 2013 19:45
Mineshaft: what a German porn star is proud of.
<Proofreader> posted April 08, 2013 05:58
Recede: What happens when you successfully copulate again.
Member Abundance: When a Kaiser and a Bialy boogie.
<Proofreader> posted April 09, 2013 08:59
Tipperary: What the wind blowing up Mrs. Gore's dress revealed.
Member quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
Or Twiggy's...
Member Or one of the ladies' chemises.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
<Proofreader> posted April 10, 2013 11:20
Do Iget credit for setting it up?
Member Up what?
Urination: What God said to Israel.
Member Malingerer - A mother-in-law who never leaves after visiting her kids.
<Proofreader> posted May 07, 2013 07:06
paranoia -- what Mom and Dad do to their kids.
<Proofreader> posted May 07, 2013 07:26
Halitosis : The worst breath in 76 years.Menthol : A drink for males only.
Member GREENSPAN - an eco-friendly bridge
<Proofreader> posted May 07, 2013 18:20
quote:
GREENSPAN - an eco-friendly bridge - or - what the golf pro sautes in -
What the camera does while the announcer is describing the hole.
Member MEDIOCRE - the new Crayola crayon, depicting a mustard-covered roast done to a rich earthy-golden-yellow-brown color
<Proofreader> posted May 09, 2013 09:00
mediochre : a brown-skinned Iranian.
Member quote:
Originally posted by haberdasher:MEDIOCRE - the new Crayola crayon, depicting a mustard-covered roast done to a rich earthy-golden-yellow-brown color
Stripochre - sorry this shade available only in adult crayons
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<Proofreader> posted May 09, 2013 17:29
Ski slope : a hill in Poland
Member purple - to tug on a contented cat's tail
Member FLUORESCENT - Did the flowers get there? Happy Mother's Day, Mom !
Member TELEVISION - the Oracle speaks...
Member CARMEN - train conductors
Member MANON LESCAULT -- Okay, we've got the guy who fell overboard, now let's get back under way.
Member Shame : A busload of lawyers going off a cliff.
Crying shame : There's an empty seat on the bus.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Member Gobbledygook A Korean gluttonFormaldehyde To be flayed with pomp and circumstance.
Member EMBARGO - Dorothy's Aunt went out for a drink...
<Proofreader> posted December 11, 2014 20:22
impending a demon's nether region
Member quote:
Originally posted by Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by haberdasher:EMBARGO - Dorothy's Aunt went out for a drink...
Someone named a toiled after Dorothy's dog:
http://www.totousa.com/ultrama...8-gpf-elongated-bowl Did you see? Christmas colors! (SANAGLOSS Glaze!)
Member SANTA The first letter of the alphabet has been canonized!
<Proofreader> posted December 15, 2014 10:07
titration : limited foreplay
Member ENNUI - the King of France has a speech impediment
<Proofreader> posted December 18, 2014 05:52
belong : an early tea variety which evolved into "oo".
<Proofreader> posted December 19, 2014 17:46
broadcaster : someone who tosses women.commentator : an ordinary spudrepossessed : the exorcism failed
Member sibilant The sound your mother's or father's sister makes when drunk.
