Meow Mix: who put the cat in the blender?

HARLEQUIN - Zorba the Greek returns, this time as a comedian from Quebec

foxglove: a useless piece of haberdashery.

DIGITALIS - Oh, dear, my poor finger !

(if you'd rather: DIGITALIS - analog ain't)

DIGITALIS-CHALMERS: A finger-powered tractor.

CHRISTMAS The messiah's multiple mothers

Saturnalia Illness caused by a planet

Woden: crying room
facial: Dick Cheney specialty
digitalis: "Mad Hatter, what are you poking me with?"

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BALLERINA - a venue constructed for public viewing of competitive elegant dance parties

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BALLERINA - a venue constructed for public viewing of competitive elegant dance parties

Or a resident of Ballerin, Northern Ireland.

BERLIN - turning into steam, in Flatbush

LYSISTRATA - fracking

DERELICT - ransacked an architectural site

Dalai lama: a tardy alpaca
split infinitive: an over-abundant dessert

REGARDING - calling back the MPs

RESURFACING - got that wave just right again

RESTRING my Hula Hoop is getting worn; I think I'll put it away for a while

resister: get a new daughter
rebuff: polish again
restrain: back into the colander
remand: performed an addadicktomy

apricate Fellatio, past tense

fellate: picked himself up and had a meal
feline: queue for paying bills

ABROGATE - entrance for men only

ARCANE - helps us walk

ISOLATE - I've never been this tardy

AUTISM - the doctrine of Acting Rightly

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ISOLATE - I've never been this tardy

Or all the meteorologists were equally tardy.

IMPERFECT - I used to think I had a flaw, but I was wrong.

SERAPH - what you adjust so your immunizations will have just the right acidity

Que seraph seraph Let them angels be

SHERIFF - Ella Fitzgerald

pokerhontas: Indian gambler

purloin: the most savory part of a cat
combat: a Red rodent

GROUNDHOG: Sausage

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GROUNDHOG: Sausage

A pig run over by a steamroller.

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A pig run over by a steamroller.

Isn't that what happened to some American football team's ball a couple of days ago? I do NOT follow professional "sports," so I'm unsure who was contesting who. I think it had to do with the Baltimore Colts.

PATRIOT The melee following the introduction of hands-on airport screening

concert: prisoner's breath mint

DEFLOWER: What de bees and the hummingboids visit

importune: a great, relevant song

Or a Frenchman bringing one item into the country

FRAGRANCE - to study the requests for money so intently that their pages get crumbly

FLAGRANT - six lashes for the Union general

CANNONBALL - the Prelate weeps

PRELATE what happens before you're tardy

CHARACTER - disguised as the cleaning lady

GAMBLING - conspicuously heavy gold anklet

SUPERCILIOUS: Extra hairy or excessively inane
PUBIS: Where Islamic State fighters go to drink

MAXILLA - Mighty Joe Young

WINDOW - contest prize money (caution: may cost you your amateur status)

pornograph:a device that only plays old Redd Foxx records

STAPES Veggies that don't roll away

LUMBAR Where you drink if your back aches

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mark: what a dog with a harelip does

cacaphony: A fake turd
perigee: A treatise on teaching horses to turn right

HARELIP - Bugs Bunny teasing Elmer Fudd

hairdresser: The Hulk

Speaking of Buggs Bunny:
Mel Blanc: Actor Gibson's memory after a booze binge

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hairdresser: The Hulk

Or maybe The Wolfman?

REDEFINITIONS - postings like this one

Or finite advice