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Meow Mix: who put the cat in the blender? | ||
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HARLEQUIN - Zorba the Greek returns, this time as a comedian from Quebec | |||
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foxglove: a useless piece of haberdashery. | ||
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DIGITALIS - Oh, dear, my poor finger ! | |||
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(if you'd rather: DIGITALIS - analog ain't) | |||
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DIGITALIS-CHALMERS: A finger-powered tractor. CHRISTMAS The messiah's multiple mothers Saturnalia Illness caused by a planet | |||
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BALLERINA - a venue constructed for public viewing of competitive elegant dance parties | |||
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Or a resident of Ballerin, Northern Ireland. | |||
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BERLIN - turning into steam, in Flatbush | |||
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LYSISTRATA - fracking | |||
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DERELICT - ransacked an architectural site | |||
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Dalai lama: a tardy alpaca split infinitive: an over-abundant dessert | ||
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REGARDING - calling back the MPs RESURFACING - got that wave just right again RESTRING my Hula Hoop is getting worn; I think I'll put it away for a while | |||
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resister: get a new daughter rebuff: polish again restrain: back into the colander remand: performed an addadicktomy | ||
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apricate Fellatio, past tense | |||
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fellate: picked himself up and had a meal feline: queue for paying bills | ||
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ABROGATE - entrance for men only ARCANE - helps us walk ISOLATE - I've never been this tardy | |||
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AUTISM - the doctrine of Acting Rightly | |||
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Or all the meteorologists were equally tardy. | |||
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IMPERFECT - I used to think I had a flaw, but I was wrong. | |||
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SERAPH - what you adjust so your immunizations will have just the right acidity | |||
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Que seraph seraph Let them angels be | |||
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SHERIFF - Ella Fitzgerald | |||
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pokerhontas: Indian gambler | ||
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purloin: the most savory part of a cat combat: a Red rodent | ||
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GROUNDHOG: Sausage | |||
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A pig run over by a steamroller. | ||
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Isn't that what happened to some American football team's ball a couple of days ago? I do NOT follow professional "sports," so I'm unsure who was contesting who. I think it had to do with the Baltimore Colts. PATRIOT The melee following the introduction of hands-on airport screening | |||
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concert: prisoner's breath mint | ||
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DEFLOWER: What de bees and the hummingboids visit | |||
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importune: a great, relevant song | ||
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Or a Frenchman bringing one item into the country | |||
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FRAGRANCE - to study the requests for money so intently that their pages get crumbly FLAGRANT - six lashes for the Union general CANNONBALL - the Prelate weeps | |||
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PRELATE what happens before you're tardy | |||
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CHARACTER - disguised as the cleaning lady | |||
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GAMBLING - conspicuously heavy gold anklet | |||
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SUPERCILIOUS: Extra hairy or excessively inane PUBIS: Where Islamic State fighters go to drink | |||
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MAXILLA - Mighty Joe Young | |||
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WINDOW - contest prize money (caution: may cost you your amateur status) | |||
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pornograph:a device that only plays old Redd Foxx records | ||
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STAPES Veggies that don't roll away LUMBAR Where you drink if your back achesThis message has been edited. Last edited by: Geoff, | |||
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mark: what a dog with a harelip does | ||
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cacaphony: A fake turd perigee: A treatise on teaching horses to turn right | |||
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HARELIP - Bugs Bunny teasing Elmer Fudd | |||
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hairdresser: The Hulk | ||
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Speaking of Buggs Bunny: Mel Blanc: Actor Gibson's memory after a booze binge | |||
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Or maybe The Wolfman? | ||
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REDEFINITIONS - postings like this one | |||
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Or finite advice | |||
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