Wordcraft Home Page    Wordcraft Community Home Page    Forums  Hop To Forum Categories  The Written Word    “You did that THREE TIMES ?!!??”
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
“You did that THREE TIMES ?!!??” Login/Join
 
Member
Picture of shufitz
posted
    ”You did that THREE TIMES ?!!??”
    - reaction of a friend’s daughter, eldest of three, upon learning the facts of life
Every generation thinks it’s the one that invented sex. They’ll admit, if pressed, that prior generations must’ve participated too, but only a few times each, as needed. Exclusively procreational, not recreational.

But old-time songs say otherwise. Their references may not be explicit, but they’re quite clear.
    Love and marriage, love and marriage,
    Go together like a horse and carriage.
    Dad was told by mother,
    You can't have one
    You can't have none.
    You can't have one without the other.
Further examples, please?
 
Posts: 2621 | Location: Chicago, IL USAReply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of Kalleh
posted Hide Post
Many of these I've never heard of, but here is a list of songs that
"you never knew were about sex."
 
Posts: 24310 | Location: Chicago, USAReply With QuoteReport This Post
<Proofreader>
posted
I've only heard five of K's songs Guess sexually oriented music isn't my style.
 
Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of BobHale
posted Hide Post
From the ones I know there, I'd say that a couple are more in the eye (possibly the ear) of the beholder than present in the actual lyrics.
 
Posts: 8579 | Location: EnglandReply With QuoteReport This Post
<Proofreader>
posted
How about sexy Xmas lyrics:

Oh, come all ye faithful.

Don we now our gay apparel.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

Joy to the world, the Lord is come.

Foreign song:

When a lassie meets a laddie coming through the rye.
 
Reply With QuoteReport This Post
<Proofreader>
posted
Hillbilly sex:

She;ll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
 
Reply With QuoteReport This Post
<Proofreader>
posted
Patriotic sex:

Mine eyes have seen....the coming of the Lord.
 
Reply With QuoteReport This Post
<Proofreader>
posted
This seems tangential.
 
Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of bethree5
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
This seems tangential.

Pathetic that a bakery store uses computer editing - but even more pathetic that bakers followed computer's orders...
Computer: "Roll over. Sit up. Good boy."
Baker: "Woof!"
 
Posts: 2389 | Location: As they say at 101.5FM: Not New York... Not Philadelphia... PROUD TO BE NEW JERSEY!Reply With QuoteReport This Post
<Proofreader>
posted
quote:
Pathetic that a bakery store uses computer editing

During an Olympics, a runner was named Gay and one paper had a policy not to use "gay" but instead use a euphemism. So when Mr. Gay won his event the headline was Homosexual wins 400-meters.
 
Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of Kalleh
posted Hide Post
It reminds me of autocorrect. Is it really true, Proof, or an urban myth?
 
Posts: 24310 | Location: Chicago, USAReply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata  
 

Wordcraft Home Page    Wordcraft Community Home Page    Forums  Hop To Forum Categories  The Written Word    “You did that THREE TIMES ?!!??”

Copyright © 2002-12