This one, just now poppped into my head, is too good to be unshared. Besides, the previous Swifties-thread had grown entirely too long.
"My wife and I prefer urban living," said Tom insidiously.
"Whipping is too good for you," said Tom, snidely.
"Whatever your ailment, I have the remedy," said Dr. Tom, ill-prepared.This message has been edited. Last edited by: <Proofreader>,
"Despite my huge chest wound, I think I can continue the fight," said Tom, half-heartedly.
"Like it or not, you're joining the crew on my ship!" said Tom impressively...
"Someone stole my valuable baseball card featuring the Babe," said Tom ruthlessly.