<Proofreader> posted December 28, 2008 16:10
"This Viagra just doesn't work," said Tom, inscrutably.
Member "That's a hard one," she said, feelingly.
<Proofreader> posted December 28, 2008 17:17
"Iwasn't aware it was that time of the month," he said, stiffly.
Member quote:
But what happened to all the Swifties we've been posting for the last few years???
I am not sure. I looked for some other threads as this one seemed very old, but I couldn't find them with the search words I used. I am sure it's here somewhere.
These are great, guys!
"Write more of those Swifties," Tom said haltingly!
<Proofreader> posted December 28, 2008 18:11
"You have beautiful boobies," Tom said, bitterly.
"Just how many children do you have. Mrs. Dionne?" Tom asked, broodingly.
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<Asa Lovejoy> posted December 28, 2008 19:50
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"Ewwwww, what a sticky mess," she ejaculated.
Member Madame Dionne, not being a dunce
Counting all, including the runts.
She said let me see
There's one two and three
And
five of them all came at once.
Member "I'm waiting with bated breath," the fish said catchingly.
For the record, I did find the word
eye-cathingly , though not necessarily
catchingly .
<Proofreader> posted December 30, 2008 19:36
"What do you mean, don't eat the cow pattie?" asked Tom, foul-mouthedly.
<Asa Lovejoy> posted December 31, 2008 18:49
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
"Because, dear Tom, we use the dried ones in our stoves," she said warmly.
<Proofreader> posted January 11, 2009 18:28
"May I come, too?" asked Tom, spunkily.
<Proofreader> posted August 20, 2009 18:41
"I prefer to sleep alone, Mr. Madoff," said Tom conjoinedly.
<Proofreader> posted August 21, 2009 19:44
"I could go for some shellfish," said Tom clamourously.
Member "I can't keep this hub and rim together much longer!" bespoke Tom.
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
<Proofreader> posted March 04, 2010 11:39
"I can't see the target," said Tom, aimlessly.
Member "How I wish the dentist's Novacaine worked better for me!" said Tom with feeling.
Member "Spring hasn't arrived yet" sid Tom, icily.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
<Proofreader> posted March 15, 2010 07:24
"Summer is here!" said Tom heatedly.
Member "What do you mean, you don't know where the French monument to their Unknown Soldier is?" demanded the teacher, archly?Place de l'Étoile! " said Tom, triumphantly!
<Proofreader> posted May 19, 2010 19:23
"I'm sorry, gang. I see no reason to divide up the loot from the robbery," said Tom, irrationally.
Member Nice one! I love Swifties.
Member "Will you be my Olivia Newton-John?" asked Tom, greasily.
At the funeral, "What's that stand supporting the coffin called?" asked Tom, beerily.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
<Proofreader> posted May 20, 2010 05:37
"Did you get a breast implant?" Ask Tom fictitiously.
<Proofreader> posted May 20, 2010 10:32
"Don't look now, Tru, but we're having sex," said Tom intrusively.
<Proofreader> posted May 21, 2010 13:45
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quote:
"Hey, noony" is just an old refrain, he said heynonnymously.
No, no. Not subtle enough. Disregard.
Member Posts: 2605 | Location: As they say at 101.5FM: Not New York... Not Philadelphia... PROUD TO BE NEW JERSEY!
IP
<Proofreader> posted July 19, 2011 14:54
NOt that I'm boosting another website, but OEDILF has dozens more in two forums -- one just naughty, the other not so ss (Curtained Room).
Member Great idea, Bethree! We've developed a lot of them in the past, so let's forgive repeats.
<Proofreader> posted March 19, 2012 06:22
"I'm not too fond of puppies," said Kalleh, cattily.
Member Much better!
Member "Aaarrrgghhhhh! I'm caught in my fly zipper" screamed Tom, dictatorially.
Member Now, that was good, Bob!
"Let's unite!" Tom said plainly.
Member "I'm unemployed now" said Tom, dolefully.
"Elvis has left the building" said Tom, expressly.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
<Proofreader> posted March 22, 2012 07:44
"i'm making an album of songs from foreign countries," Tom importuned.
Member "Limericks MUST have five lines!" said Tom quintessentially.
Member "I'm ready to hit the golf ball" Tom forewarned.
"Yes, we have no bananas" said Tom, fruitlessly.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
<Proofreader> posted March 23, 2012 12:23
"Do you like my new spectacles?" asked Tom, glassy-eyed.
"Climb up on the car roof, Seamus," said Tom, doggedly.
"This is great Viagra," said Tom, pointedly.
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Member "I ran out of pineapple," said Tom dolefully.
Member "This dish is a great way to use up gooseberries," said Tom, foolishly.
"My name is Tom," he said swiftly.
"..." said Tom, blankly.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Member “I think this flea is French,” said Tom zealously.
“Phic – you have said quite enough!: said Tom xenomorphically.
“I’ll take 2,240 pounds” he said wantonly.
