Member posted October 07, 2009 19:50
As I was driving today and had the radio on, there was an advertisement for a hospice! It gave me a great idea for a game: What does it mean if?
Member Did they have a lifetime guarantee?
Member It means the majority of their listeners are about to die!
<Proofreader> posted October 08, 2009 07:38
You live in Florida
<Asa Lovejoy> posted October 08, 2009 17:36
They offer condiments to prostitutes? (ho' spices)
Member Yes, I really must stop listening to oldies, I guess.
Member Hospice is Dan Blocker's character on the old TV show, "Bonanza" urinating.
Junior Member quote:
Originally posted by Kalleh:What does it mean if?
That you need to change stations! Go for something more upbeat to enjoy life!
Member Oh, well. I was just trying to start a game, I guess. What does it mean if ...every time you vacation, the venue has the worst weather in centuries?
<Proofreader> posted January 21, 2010 16:48
You're a jinx.
Member She's not the jinx - it's the Irishman I work with, Finney. If he even hooks up his trvel trailer (caravan in the UK) it produces a Noachian deluge.
<Proofreader> posted January 21, 2010 19:04
The deluges here are precipitated by a local church's Boy Scout troop. Every time I see them packing up to go camping, I look for my umbtella.
Member quote:
Originally posted by Kalleh:What does it mean if ...every time you vacation, the venue has the worst weather in centuries?
How did you intend the game to work. I'll give it a go once I understand it.
