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Orange-red apples never glide sweetly. SPIDER | |||
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Some popular ideas deserve everlasting ridicule. POPLAR | |||
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POPLAR Probing Ophelia's pudendum lets Arnie relax. NAUGHT | ||
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North Ayrshire ungulates get high tribute CATTLE | |||
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CATTLE Can a tachyphrasiac talk less energetically? HORSES | |||
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Helpful otorhinolaryngologists recommend some exploratory surgery. REMUDA | |||
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Really eager men undo Debby's attire! ATTIRE | |||
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Anyone think "terrorism" is really errorism? MISTAK | |||
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MISTAK My, izles scare that awful kiyoodle! ERRORS | |||
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<Asa Lovejoy> |
ERRORS Eros rapidly repudiates ornery, recalcitrant sirens. SIRENS | ||
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Scientific investigators research endless non sequiturs. MRMAID | |||
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Would you agree that given the typical male's cleaning skills, "Mr. Maid" is an oxymoron? That is to say: Men rarely make any impression dusting. SLOPPY | |||
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Shorty Longfellow ordered pepperoni pizzas, Yolanda NEATER | |||
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Never eat a taco, EVER, Richard! CLENUP | |||
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Cambodian longshoremen elect new union president WASHED | |||
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WASHED Well, Asa sure has eaten delicately! SWEEPR | |||
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Sir Winston's English elicited people's respect. RAGMOP | |||
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Rapidly, Amanda gives mom ongoing gifts. MUFFIN | |||
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Morgan's unicycle's front fender is new. BISKIT | |||
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Bob is seeking kindness in travels. Because it's seven, Ken is tired. BTRMLK | |||
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Before the Renaissance, men lacked knowledge WHPCRM [[When Hillary pouts, Clinton remembers Monica]]?? [This message was edited by jerry thomas on Tue Jul 8th, 2003 at 15:24.] | |||
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WHPCRM I like your answer, Jerry! Well! How presidency collapsed Richard Milhous! RAINNG | |||
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reigning arrogantly is now "no go"! BUSHES | |||
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BUSHES Blues Understands shufits'es happy energetic selections IASCAT | |||
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Is anybody serious? Can anybody tell? AHAGPL | |||
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Penelope's unicorn takes rides in Disneyland [[AHAGPL = Anyone had a good paroxysm lately?]] AWCMON | |||
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AWCMON [Asa, I can't believe you posted about unicycle; Shufitz just got one!] Asa will certainly marry, or not! GMABRK | |||
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AWCMON A wiccan canticle makes October numinous. WICCAN | ||
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GMABRK Darn, Kalleh, you posted as I was writing mine! Shufitz with one wheel stuck between his buns - this I gotta see! Great minds aren't bred routinely, Kalleh! | ||
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Will investigators climb Cancun's anemometer now? LOVJOY Let other voices join our yodeling LETSDO | |||
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LETSDO Lesotho's English teachers donate onions. Speaking of Lesotho, one of her residents, the man who played Xi, the bushman in The Gods Must Be Crazy died two days ago. Thus passed the star of my all-time favourite movie! BUSHMN | ||
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Asa, thinking of unicycles, says, "Shufitz with one wheel stuck between his buns - this I gotta see!" I have confidence: Buns unicycling shouldn't have me neutered. As long as we're on an African slant, lets try Liberia's president in the news, Charles Taylor. TAYLOR | |||
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Tanzania and Yemen look ominously rugged. SOWETO [This message was edited by jerry thomas on Fri Jul 11th, 2003 at 19:57.] | |||
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Yemen look ominously rugged. ________________________________________ Is Yemen a mixture of yogurt and semen? SOWETO Some old women eschew topless orgies. ORGIES | ||
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One really gorgeous Iraqui empress survived [[Asa, Come again?]] PARTYS | |||
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Please ask Roberto to yell softer! OXYMRN | |||
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OXYMRN Oregon's xenophobic young men rant noisily JERRYT | ||
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Junior executives' responses reveal youthful transgressions. INHALE | |||
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INHALE Indiana now hails athletic Larry's education EXHALE For those of you who are not basketball fans, Larry Bird is back in Indiana basketball. Yes! | |||
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Existential xenophobic axmen's hexed lexicon's extinct. COKAIN | |||
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Jerry, how about "Existential xenophobic hexed axmen's lexicon's extinct." Does that still work? COKAIN Cool! Old Kalleh acts interestingly naughty! [Since it was my birthday and all..... ] MRJANA | |||
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Yes, Kalleh, I like your x-rated version even better than my own. Thanks! MRJANA Mrs. Reagan just advises "no" answer. SNSMLA | |||
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SNSMLA Sensuous, nubile Somali maidens love aphrodisiacs. NUBILE | ||
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Note unwashed bum in legal extremis WASHED | |||
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What a show! He evolved dinosaurs! JRASIC | |||
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Jury rejects Asa's story in court GUILTY | |||
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Now, Jerry, that was good! guilty Guilt usually is likely to yak. inocnt | |||
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I noticed old clients now tanner. CLIENT | |||
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CLIENT Considering lagniappe, I enlarged Nancy's total NANCYS | ||