Let's not go into such lengths...

NASSAU
(which is where I grew up)

Nancy and Sarah saw a unicorn.

BAHAMA

BAHAMA

Bananas always have a masculine appearance. (Yellow and bent?)

CNTLPE

Central Nepal tests little people's endurance.

[[BAHAMA = Ben and Harry ate many avocados.]]

AVOCAD

AVOCAD

Avro Vulcan's ordnance could annihilate Dubai.

(For the non-UK folks, the Vulcan was a large British bomber)

ZCHINI

Zimbabwe's Chiredzi Hotel is never insouciant

SQUASH

Sara quit until Asa surrendered house.

Since quails usually attack swiftly... HIDE!

RTABGA

Run to a big green airplane!

UALTWA

Usually, airlines love tourists. Welcome aboard!

PUMKIN

PUMKIN

Puskin usually made Kremlin insiders nervous.

KUMQAT

Kenneth unwrapped Mexican quesadillas and tacos

PAPAYA

Perhaps Asa put a yenta aside.

JNSVIL

[Where I grew up; Haberdasher, I am impressed that you grew up in Nassau!]

Judgemental nerds still visit Illinois's landmarks

GALENA (Kansas) (where i grew up)

Grand Army lieutenants entered near Albany

[I meant Nassau County NY, not Nassau Grand Bahama Islands.]

COUNTY

(Not BAHAMA. Anybody watching to see whether we're repeating ourselves yet?)

Consider only unknown notions this year

SCRTCH

She'llbe comin' 'round the court house...

WHNSHE

Wordcraft has never seen haberdasher's equal

CRAFTY

Chocolate rabbits! and French Toast! Yummy!

PLAQUE
(and I don't mean dental...)

Please let Arabs quit using explosives.

{{CRAFTY = Clowns really are funny this year.]]

LOBSTR



an ohm analog ???

Jerry and Haberdasher, you both crack me up!
To set the record straight, Jerry, Janesville is in Wisconsin, not Illinois. However, I was quite impressed with your use of the apostrophe in Illinois (as I am sure were the Brits! )

LOBSTR

Letters: Our boys (haberdasher and Jerry) surely talk riotously!

MERMAD

Morgan's eternal radiance makes admirers drool.


WCNSIN

We can now sing i nunison!
("inu nison," if you prefer)

All together now:

ALTGHR !

Altos, like tenors, get high ratings.

CHORUS

Consistently horrid opera remains universally snubbed.

ANGELI, on the other hand...

Ancient Norwegian gentlemen eat lutfisk incessantly.

HILBLY

Haberdasher is loveable, but loves Yankees!

(Why do I get all the "y's"? )

BAKWDS

Beware alien Klingons with deviant strategies.

WAFFLE

(sign in a restaurant known for its prolix menus: )

we also fry frog's lower extremities

TDPOLE
(Betcha thought I was going to ask for "prolix", didn't you? )

from the same restaurant...

Tomato-Daubed Prawns on Lettuce Escutcheons

(don't ask me what a lettuce escutcheon is, but it sounds good!)

PRAWNS

Penelope requests a whole new scenario

POPPLE

POPPLE

Perhaps often post-prandial lethargy's effusive.

CHOPPY

Caesar holds other people's property, Yorick.

KAISER

Kalleh always insists Shufitz entertain relatives.

PSTRMI

Pretty soon the rain might increase.

THNDER

Thank heavens! No dinner except raisins!

DROUGT

Donald Rumsfeld oversees unruly generals, too.

CABNET

Cronies and brothers never exit together.

POLTCS

People obviously like the chicken salad.


SAMICH

Should anyone mention it, choose ham.

CHEESE

Court house employees eat samiches enthusiastically

HUNGRY

How unfortunate! Nobody got reubens yesterday.

DROOLS

Do Royals often order little snacks?

TWNKYS ... ?

That was not kind, you say?

Twinkies were never known (as) yummy snacks (in my family)

DNGDNG

DNGDNG

Do Nigerian gold diggers know Ghandi?

GRAPES

Hey, Trossl, around here deep fried Twinkies has become a hot item! No kidding!!! BARRRFFF!

Greek riddles are perhaps easier solved

[[DNGDNG = Donald's nanny goat's darn near grown]]

APRCOT

A potpourri's rarely called "olio" today!

MXTURE

Morgan's xylophone's tones' unsurpassed resonance's exciting

TMPANY

Too much "perhaps" and not enough "yes!"

POSTIV

[[ too much "enough" ?? no "yes"? not yet? ]]

POSTIV

Poets often sermonize. Their intentions vary.

NEUTRL

Not enough ukuleles to regale lords.

INDPDT