Generally, English newspapers show important stories.

DEATHY

Don't eat ants; they hurt you.

INSECT

I never see Edward cutting timber.

LOGOUT

LOGOUT
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Let's ogle Gregory's omophorion until tonight

OMOPHO

Oregonian musicians often play humungous organs.

OREGON

OREGON

Oh, really, everybody! Go out nightly!

WNETKA

When new enemies threaten, Klingons attack.


ATTACK

All together Texans! Attack cowardly Kansans!

IOWANS

IOWANS

Iowans once were against noxious sunflowers.

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The Sunflower was once considered a "noxious weed" in Kansas.. But then it was declared to be the State Flower.

The Iowa state legislature, however, declared the Sunflower a "noxious weed," and Kansas retaliated by declaring the Eastern Goldfinch (Iowa State Bird) a "noxious bird."

KANSAS

Kennedy and Nixon squabbled a slew

DLWARE

Kennedy and Nixon squabbled a slew.

DLWARE

DLWARE

Dopey Lemuel wears a red earring

NEVADA

Newly enlightened vegetarians are dietary analysts

[[DLWARE = Doctor Livingstone witnessed a rare expedition]]

TERROR

Teddy "excitement" Roosevelt: Republicans offered recognition. (Aha, this stimulated a Double Dactyl!)

JADAMS

Jolly American dances a merry sonatina

CLMNTI

Controversy leaves my "normality" temporarily insane

[[KANSAS = know any new songs? Any singers?]]


FWNIKA

Fort Worth now is known as...
(Sorry, folks, that's all there is to work with!!)

TEXASY

That elderly xylophonist actually seems younger.

[[FWNIKA = Frodo, we're not in Kansas anymore]]

DALLAS

Dorothy and little lapdog asked Stella!

(I thought it was Toto who wasn't in Kansas any more!)

TNPLHM

Frodo? Toto? hmm! haberdasher, you're right of course!! Mea culpa.

Those Norwegian professors like Hungarian mythology.

TFTYBR

This fall - the year's biggest rainstorm

After all, it's almost AUGUST :-(

(TNPLHM --> There's No Place Like HoMe)

An unseemly goon used Suzie's tricycle

[[TFTYBR = Toto followed the yellow brick road]]

AUTUMN

Ah, autumn for the Brits!

Arnie uses the umbrella many nights.

WINTER

Winter is nicer toward equatorial regions.


BEFALL

WINTER
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Will Ilene's naked torso encite rowdiness?

INVRNO (OK, so I can't make "winter" in Italian, but it's close!)

In northern Virginia rural nightingales orchestrate

VERANO (Spanish summer)

Very early, Richard ate nine onions!

SPRING

Salesmen's promised reliability is no guarantee

BEWARE

Big elephants wear a rag easily.

LOOKIT

Lulu's old orangutan's knowledge is total

WHYNOT

Why have you not omniloquently talked?

BIADDK

Burgeoning investments add dividends, Daddy knows.


WHOMEE

WHOMEE

Wanton hilarity often masks egregious excesses.

ITSSHE

It's true, she sees herself entirely

HERSHE

Hang every red shirt here, Erin.

SHIRTS

Samoan hula instructors reweave their skirts

TROPIC

The really old people initiate conversations.

REALLY

Readers exhausted a library last year.

DIGEST

Did I get enough spinach today?

SPNACH

Saint Peter never actually closed Heaven.

BROCLI

But really, only cretins like it.

STEAKS

Starving tourists eat Asa's kinky sausages

[[ BROCLI = Blair's rhetoric occasionally causes lengthy inquiries. ]]


TBASCO

To be a silly child occasionally.

MUSTRD

MUSTRD
Mastication usually satiates taste restricted diets.

PAPRKA

Peter and Paul rarely keep accounts

BORROW

Buy one red radish on Wednesday

FDTHRD?

First, does the huge radish delight?

[Hmmm, I wonder what you wanted, haberdasher?]

MONKEY

Mrs. O'Connor never knew Edward Young.

BIZNUS

Buyers in zoos never use sense.

BRONXY

[FDTHRD was teasing about this turning into a food thread - crossthreading wildly]

Broken rami obviously need xraying yearly.

LNGISL

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FDTHRD was teasing about this turning into a food thread - crossthreading wildly

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Hmmm, I missed the crossthreading, I guess.