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From tonight's BBC news. Police believe that Christopher Foster committed suicide after killing his wife and daughter. He then set fire to the house.This message has been edited. Last edited by: BobHale, "No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson. | ||
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A dangerous ghost. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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I should be a headline writer... ZOMBIE ASSASSIN ARSON PROBE "No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson. | |||
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I always thought that Douglas Adams was displaying a lot of creative imagination with his Dirk Gently series. I didn't realize that he was just relaying events heard on the evening news. Myth Jellies Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp | |||
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Or maybe a headline proofreader. You really seem to catch them!  | |||
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CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TORCHER | |||
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ZOMBIE BUTTBUTTIN BUTTON DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT That's how the politically correct checker would have worded it. | ||
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Perhaps "corporeally-challenged" instead of zombie or ghost to be truly PC. Myth Jellies Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp | |||
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Somebody, within my hearing, once asked: "Wouldn't the undead simply be the living? —Ceci n'est pas un seing. | |||
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Only if they are quick  Myth Jellies Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp | |||
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