My Sumer tour in Bolivia, year 243 in the era of Our
Lord Sulimann the Great:

Attended Fertility Festival! Being a fat female, I was
treated like a Goddess. (Cute men!)

Was shown how to placer gold and found my own nugget!
Didn't get to keep it, but oh well.

Watched the Tin slaves have a record output day and be
rewarded with a whole bowl of chicken soup. This was
nice, as they normally only have a cup of "Guinea-pig &
beans", water and a baked potato.

Our Sumerian guides grumbled the whole visit about
not having a decent slice of wheat bread since they
got here. *Everything* is made with beans. Good thing
we tour the coast in an open boat.

Went to see supplications at Temple to break the
drought. Human sacrifice was offered and a big statue
made of the 'volunteer'. 3000 years from now they can
thank his contribution if there is still a jungle. It
must have rained in there somewhere.

Cheers!

Human sacrifice? I don't bolivia!

As for being worshipped as a fertility goddess, uhhh, care to share the details?