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I certainly hope I'm never in a horrible accident and diagonally.
 
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There was a problem with one of our nuclear weapons and we are discrete.
 
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George was mugged yesterday and divested of his valuables.


Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
 
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If you prick a balloon, there is no way to disburse it.
 
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When they evicted me from my apartment for nonpayment of rent, I felt dislodged.


...... but when a generous friend lent me money to pay the rent, I was released.
 
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If I have to go, I want to die nicely, not dynasty.
 
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The archaic defininition of list meaning inclination or craving is preserved in the word listless, which offers a few good options...

The cancellation of the jousting tourney has resulted in a lot of listless ex-contestants.

The bored designated driver stood up and listlessly gathered up his companions.

"Tell me again--what do I need to get from the grocery?" I listlessly asked my wife.


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Thee born-again Christian said he would dynamo.
 
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Undecided as to whether she'd go out to dinner she said, "dinamite."
 
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Did the late elderly spinster diverge?
 
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They took a certain block of literature and modified all of its names of people, places, and things .... thus it became renowned.
 
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Pirates are active again in the Caribbean so I guess it's been remained.
 
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"left dislocation" = "she ain't here no more"
 
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With a new windstorm approaching, the home-owner looked at his windows and decided it was time to reply.
After the storm passed, he noticed the house color was windblasted so he had to repent.
 
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"left dislocation" = "she ain't here no more"

"right dislocation" = "put the house back on its foundation."
 
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When Cain slew his brother the family became dis-abel-ed.
 
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If Cain's brother was melted down into a butter substitute, would you call it Abelard?
 
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In the final scene of The Birdcage, the conservative Senator in drag escapes the press by way of dis-guys.


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My cleaning woman quit today, so I'm dismaid.
 
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You know, if she was the Maid of Orleans then you might hear a clue to her whereabouts in Dijon.


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Or she could perform her toilet in Dijon.
 
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Wouldn't that sanctify it--make it all saint loo-ey?


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While we are on place names...

Do you realize how hard it is to get food service in Decatur?


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Now that the pedophile is gone, the kid is disabused.
I paid the court but they wanted more money, so I guess I'm refined.
 
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When the FBI overheard Spitzer calling for a prostitute, he was "district."

In 1898, was Turkey "discrete"?

When my aunt moved to France, she was "distant".
 
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Terrorists destroyed a foreign embassy, so they'll have to relegate.
 
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I put tubeless Michelins on my 4WD. Now I'm retired.
 
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My grass died so I have to recede.
 
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After his hemorrhoid surgery, he declared himself assfixiated.
 
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Once I turned 65, I retard.
Then my driveway got bumpy so I retard.
But it had already ruined my wheels, so I retard.
And my son signed up for another hitch in the Navy, so he retard.
And at Xmas, I often drink one and then re-hot-tardy.
 
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When his CPA license was revoked, he was disfigured.
 
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When the circumcision went awry, poor John was disjointed.
 
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Alaskans are having trouble getting to an island since they've been unabridged.
 
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A woman backed into an airplane propeller. Disaster but she's been rebutted.
 
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Shortly after she had announced her engagement, someone stole her ID card. A clear case of mistaken identity.
 
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Desperate Housewives wouldn’t be nearly as good if they were unadulterated.
 
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When he lost his case on appeal, he was refined.
 
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just before he was buried, a man miraculously returned to life. Unfortunately, he died a short time later and was reprobate.
 
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The local zoo has successfully bred a large mammal in the shape of a triangle. It's called a hippotenuse. Unfortunately, it can only mate at right angles.
 
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Halloween trick-or-treaters will soon be out and about and people in our district know to provide candy.


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Two hours of answering the doorbell to trick-or-treaters left us discomfited.
 
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It was disingenuous of them to cancel the debutante ball.
 
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My wife shaved her hair off, so now we're both distressed

If you fall out of bed, are you debunked?
 
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Strangely, Oscar Pistorius is not often defeated.


Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
 
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And he can be congratulated but cannot be feted.
 
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But he'll be fetid for his rotten deeds.
 
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"What an ingenious way to get rid of all these young newts," he said deftly.
 
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If you e-file a mistaken income tax form, does that make it erroneous?
And must you recall it by defiling?
 
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If you quit loving something is it dephyled?
 
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Is the person who helps you defile a defilade?
 
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